Oil the hot plate from last night's meal. Place bacon on hot plate. Eat out the middle of each slice of bread and place on hot plate. Warm up both sides until browns a bit and then crack an egg into each hollow of bread.
Cook on one side until you have consumed 1 can of VB. Flip bacon and french toast cook for a bit. Place bacon on top of toast. Use your hands to grab directly off the hotplate.
Done, no clean up at all. Make sure you yell out "Mooorr-nen!" to ya mates.